Tuesday 28 June 2016

This Hilarious Mom Is Every Parent Trying To Prepare The House For Holiday Visitors




The holiday season is upon us, and with it comes a lot of traveling, gift-exchanging and hosting relatives in your home.

In Chris Fleming's new video "COMPANY IS COMING," the comedian plays Gayle, a mom who is frantically preparing the house for visitors. 

"I want this place looking like 'Disney on Ice' in one minute!" the parent shouts. Other gems include, "If you haven't made your bead, throw it out! It's too late to make it now!"; "Get rid of the couches! We can't let people know we SIT"; and "There cannot be any sign of LIVING in this house!"

Unsurprisingly, it doesn't take long for s**t to hit the fan.

Best of luck to parents everywhere this holiday season.

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9 Quiet Travel Destinations That Are Anything But Boring


This article first appeared on QuietRev.com

When introverts want to get away, they want to really get away. You’re unlikely to find them crammed on a bus with other tourists or playing drinking games by a cruise-ship pool. Good-time travel for introverts allows time and space for quiet contemplation of the world’s many wonders.

With that in mind, we present to you a range of ideas for introvert-friendly vacations. And remember that when cost is a consideration, timing is everything: off-season travel is less expensive. And, by the way, less crowded. Which is fine with us.


Be a flâneur in France


The definition of the word flâneur has evolved over time from male dandies who strolled the streets to people who enjoy being quiet spectators of life swirling around them. To be a flâneur is to enjoy the great theater of the street. Historian Anaïs Bazin once wrote that “the only, the true sovereign of Paris is the flâneur.” In other words, in Paris, flâneurs rule! So settle into a sidewalk café—perhaps Café de Deux Moulins in Montmartre, made famous in the movie Amelie—and let the world go on around you. For more information, check out the Paris tourist bureau. 


 

Relinquish control on the Queen Mary 2


If your image of a cruise is a frenzy of fun and too much food, you’re not entirely wrong. But that’s only one kind of cruise. A transatlantic crossing on the Queen Mary 2 is something else entirely. There are few places that are as no place as halfway between the continents in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Look around—books lie open but forgotten in laps; conversations have trailed off; people sit gazing at the great nothing surrounding the ship—lulled, hypnotized, and silenced by the ocean and the empty horizon. Bliss.


Contemplate your place in the universe in Oregon


The Oregon coast is not the seashore of umbrella drinks and limbo contests. It’s got a pensive vibe, with waves dramatically crashing on the rocks, sandy beaches that invite long thoughtful walks, and dense rich forests that march right up to the ocean. In high season, it’s popular with families, and Cannon Beach hosts a large and famous annual sandcastle competition. In the off-season, the coast is quieter, except when storms blow in from the Pacific—a natural spectacle all the more delightful when you’re cozied up in a room with a view.


Take a long view in Pontresina


With access to three of Switzerland’s most famous ski resorts, the town of Pontresina—nestled in a valley in the Bernina Range, one of the Alps’ ranges—is skiers’ paradise. But as the snow gives way to green and wildflowers (except on the most towering  peaks), the skiers give way to hikers—and Pontresina is no less inviting. Take a cable car or mountain railway up the mountain to lunch al fresco with magnificent views, then hike back down on impeccably groomed trails through pine-scented forests. With more than 350 miles of trails, you’re unlikely to encounter crowds, but you will find benches with long valley views perfect for rest and reflection.


Enjoy the beach without the bustle on the British Virgin Islands


The US Virgin Islands are among the Caribbean’s most visited; some days, St. Thomas is like a mall on Black Friday. But on the British Virgin Islands, a particular favorite of yachters, you won’t have to fight for a space on tranquil beaches. Skip the bustling capital of Tortola, and opt instead to hobnob with yachters. Ensconce yourself in a luxurious villa or resort on Virgin Gorda. Enjoy the casual barefoot beachfront life at tiny Jost Van Dyke—a three-by-four mile island with fewer than 300 inhabitants and a cluster of smaller islands off its east end—when you want to get away from your getaway. Or pack a snorkel or dive gear to meet the sea creatures who make their home in Horseshoe Reef, surrounding the island of Anegada.


Kick back with the kids at the Grand Canyon


If you can stand a little are we there yet?, take the kids to the North Rim of the Grand Canyon in northern Arizona, and show them unspoiled nature. Far more remote and less populous than the canyon’s South Rim (no tour buses!), the North Rim has only one lodge. It’s open May through October, so you’ll need to book a year in advance. (The rim may be visited after October, but services are limited. Once snow starts falling, the roads are closed.) Or reserve a campsite, and sleep amidst the Ponderosa pines. Along with soaking in views of astonishing scale, you can explore the woods (look for black-and-white Kaibab squirrels, unique to the area). Mule trips and free ranger programs are available.


Get on the way, way back machine on the Galapagos Islands 


Only small cruise ships ply the Galapagos Islands, and tour groups are limited to 20 people at a time, so the only crowds you’ll encounter here will be blue-footed boobies, cormorants, iguanas, seals, and the finches that inspired Darwin’s theory of natural selection. The fearlessness of these protected creatures, which have never been hunted, adds to the sensation of entering a land untouched by time. These volcanic islands are stark and scrubby but dense with biology, geology, and history. Tourism is threatening this sensitive ecosystem, so do visit, but do the world a favor, and choose a ship that has earned Smart Voyager certification.


Let your mind roll across the United States


If you’ve never driven across the United States, then you don’t really know how big it is. Go it alone, or grab a not-too-chatty friend and hit the highways. A road-trip playlist is fun, but silence can be soothing. Open the window, and let your brain air out. And be sure to stop often to visit roadside attractions, to see the major sites (Grand Canyon—required viewing), or just to get out of the car and smell the soft moist south, the hot spicy tang of the desert, and the bracing piney air of the mountains. Flying is travel, but a road trip is a journey.


Walk it off in England


Base yourself amidst a historic collection of Tudor half-timbered homes in the pretty market town of Ludlow, England, which dates to 1086, when the Normans constructed its imposing castle as part of a line of defenses against the Welsh. From there, put on sturdy shoes to walk the green and rolling countryside of Shropshire. Rural and sparsely populated, Shropshire has 3,500 miles of right-of-way (walking access on private property), where you might encounter more sheep than people. Walk from village to village to the castle ruins over craggy rocks and across rolling pastureland.


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9 Quiet Travel Destinations That Are Anything But Boring


This article first appeared on QuietRev.com

When introverts want to get away, they want to really get away. You’re unlikely to find them crammed on a bus with other tourists or playing drinking games by a cruise-ship pool. Good-time travel for introverts allows time and space for quiet contemplation of the world’s many wonders.

With that in mind, we present to you a range of ideas for introvert-friendly vacations. And remember that when cost is a consideration, timing is everything: off-season travel is less expensive. And, by the way, less crowded. Which is fine with us.

Be a flâneur in France


The definition of the word flâneur has evolved over time from male dandies who strolled the streets to people who enjoy being quiet spectators of life swirling around them. To be a flâneur is to enjoy the great theater of the street. Historian Anaïs Bazin once wrote that “the only, the true sovereign of Paris is the flâneur.” In other words, in Paris, flâneurs rule! So settle into a sidewalk café—perhaps Café de Deux Moulins in Montmartre, made famous in the movie Amelie—and let the world go on around you. For more information, check out the Paris tourist bureau. 

 

Relinquish control on the Queen Mary 2


If your image of a cruise is a frenzy of fun and too much food, you’re not entirely wrong. But that’s only one kind of cruise. A transatlantic crossing on the Queen Mary 2 is something else entirely. There are few places that are as no place as halfway between the continents in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Look around—books lie open but forgotten in laps; conversations have trailed off; people sit gazing at the great nothing surrounding the ship—lulled, hypnotized, and silenced by the ocean and the empty horizon. Bliss.

Contemplate your place in the universe in Oregon


The Oregon coast is not the seashore of umbrella drinks and limbo contests. It’s got a pensive vibe, with waves dramatically crashing on the rocks, sandy beaches that invite long thoughtful walks, and dense rich forests that march right up to the ocean. In high season, it’s popular with families, and Cannon Beach hosts a large and famous annual sandcastle competition. In the off-season, the coast is quieter, except when storms blow in from the Pacific—a natural spectacle all the more delightful when you’re cozied up in a room with a view.

Take a long view in Pontresina


With access to three of Switzerland’s most famous ski resorts, the town of Pontresina—nestled in a valley in the Bernina Range, one of the Alps’ ranges—is skiers’ paradise. But as the snow gives way to green and wildflowers (except on the most towering  peaks), the skiers give way to hikers—and Pontresina is no less inviting. Take a cable car or mountain railway up the mountain to lunch al fresco with magnificent views, then hike back down on impeccably groomed trails through pine-scented forests. With more than 350 miles of trails, you’re unlikely to encounter crowds, but you will find benches with long valley views perfect for rest and reflection.

Enjoy the beach without the bustle on the British Virgin Islands


The US Virgin Islands are among the Caribbean’s most visited; some days, St. Thomas is like a mall on Black Friday. But on the British Virgin Islands, a particular favorite of yachters, you won’t have to fight for a space on tranquil beaches. Skip the bustling capital of Tortola, and opt instead to hobnob with yachters. Ensconce yourself in a luxurious villa or resort on Virgin Gorda. Enjoy the casual barefoot beachfront life at tiny Jost Van Dyke—a three-by-four mile island with fewer than 300 inhabitants and a cluster of smaller islands off its east end—when you want to get away from your getaway. Or pack a snorkel or dive gear to meet the sea creatures who make their home in Horseshoe Reef, surrounding the island of Anegada.

Kick back with the kids at the Grand Canyon


If you can stand a little are we there yet?, take the kids to the North Rim of the Grand Canyon in northern Arizona, and show them unspoiled nature. Far more remote and less populous than the canyon’s South Rim (no tour buses!), the North Rim has only one lodge. It’s open May through October, so you’ll need to book a year in advance. (The rim may be visited after October, but services are limited. Once snow starts falling, the roads are closed.) Or reserve a campsite, and sleep amidst the Ponderosa pines. Along with soaking in views of astonishing scale, you can explore the woods (look for black-and-white Kaibab squirrels, unique to the area). Mule trips and free ranger programs are available.

Get on the way, way back machine on the Galapagos Islands 


Only small cruise ships ply the Galapagos Islands, and tour groups are limited to 20 people at a time, so the only crowds you’ll encounter here will be blue-footed boobies, cormorants, iguanas, seals, and the finches that inspired Darwin’s theory of natural selection. The fearlessness of these protected creatures, which have never been hunted, adds to the sensation of entering a land untouched by time. These volcanic islands are stark and scrubby but dense with biology, geology, and history. Tourism is threatening this sensitive ecosystem, so do visit, but do the world a favor, and choose a ship that has earned Smart Voyager certification.

Let your mind roll across the United States


If you’ve never driven across the United States, then you don’t really know how big it is. Go it alone, or grab a not-too-chatty friend and hit the highways. A road-trip playlist is fun, but silence can be soothing. Open the window, and let your brain air out. And be sure to stop often to visit roadside attractions, to see the major sites (Grand Canyon—required viewing), or just to get out of the car and smell the soft moist south, the hot spicy tang of the desert, and the bracing piney air of the mountains. Flying is travel, but a road trip is a journey.

Walk it off in England


Base yourself amidst a historic collection of Tudor half-timbered homes in the pretty market town of Ludlow, England, which dates to 1086, when the Normans constructed its imposing castle as part of a line of defenses against the Welsh. From there, put on sturdy shoes to walk the green and rolling countryside of Shropshire. Rural and sparsely populated, Shropshire has 3,500 miles of right-of-way (walking access on private property), where you might encounter more sheep than people. Walk from village to village to the castle ruins over craggy rocks and across rolling pastureland.


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The Best Hotels For Sleep In Italy


Getting a good night's rest is not always easy, even when traveling to Italy’s charming cities and towns.

That’s because our quality of sleep depends on many variables: how relaxing a room is, its furnishings, the colors and views, as well as mattress, pillow and fabric quality. Even the orientation of the bed can make a difference! For these reasons, it's often difficult to rest well in unknown abodes. Unless, of course, you stay overnight in one of these Italian hotels where rest, relaxation and sweet sleep are the specialties. 

This post first appeared on HuffPost Italy. It has been translated into English and edited for clarity.

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Exasperated Mom Shares Hilarious Rant About School Drop-Off Lines




When it comes to the school drop-off line, blogger and mom of three Jenny Ingram (aka "Jenny On the Spot") has a bone to pick with some of her fellow parents. 

In a new video rant, Ingram issues a simple but important command to the many parents who stop and let their kids out: "Pull forward!" 

"That's the first rule of school drop-offs!" the mom exclaims. 

Yes ma'am!

H/T BuzzFeed

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The 5 Airports You Should Avoid At All Costs This Thanksgiving


Along with too much turducken, Thanksgiving week brings us -- no surprise here! -- the busiest travel day of the entire year.

If you're crazy brave enough to make the trip, then you'd better avoid these airports, if you can. The experts at Orbitz ranked the worst airports to pass through this Thanksgiving, based on all site flight bookings from Thanksgiving through Dec. 1. The top 5 airports to avoid are sadly well-traveled:


  1. Los Angeles International

  2. Chicago O'Hare International

  3. San Francisco International

  4. Denver International

  5. Boston Logan International


If you must face one of these locations (and we know this is highly likely), it's best to arrive early to allow for plenty of time getting through security. It might also save your sanity to know the likelihood of delays at your airport of choice, stock up on flight tracker apps and make backup plans in case you get stuck. Happy travels!

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This Is What LGBT Life Is Like Around The World

As a gay couple in San Francisco, Jenni Chang and Lisa Dazols had a relatively easy time living the way they wanted. But outside the bubble of the Bay Area, what was life like for people still lacking basic rights? They set off on a world tour in search of "Supergays," LGBT people who were doing something extraordinary in the world.

In 15 countries across Africa, Asia and South America — from India, recently home to the world's first openly gay prince, to Argentina, the first country in Latin America to grant marriage equality — they found the inspiring stories and the courageous, resilient and proud Supergays they had been looking for.




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This Is What LGBT Life Is Like Around The World

As a gay couple in San Francisco, Jenni Chang and Lisa Dazols had a relatively easy time living the way they wanted. But outside the bubble of the Bay Area, what was life like for people still lacking basic rights? They set off on a world tour in search of "Supergays," LGBT people who were doing something extraordinary in the world.

In 15 countries across Africa, Asia and South America — from India, recently home to the world's first openly gay prince, to Argentina, the first country in Latin America to grant marriage equality — they found the inspiring stories and the courageous, resilient and proud Supergays they had been looking for.




See more on this topic at TED.com.


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The 5 Airports You Should Avoid At All Costs This Thanksgiving


Along with too much turducken, Thanksgiving week brings us -- no surprise here! -- the busiest travel day of the entire year.

If you're crazy brave enough to make the trip, then you'd better avoid these airports, if you can. The experts at Orbitz ranked the worst airports to pass through this Thanksgiving, based on all site flight bookings from Thanksgiving through Dec. 1. The top 5 airports to avoid are sadly well-traveled:


  1. Los Angeles International

  2. Chicago O'Hare International

  3. San Francisco International

  4. Denver International

  5. Boston Logan International


If you must face one of these locations (and we know this is highly likely), it's best to arrive early to allow for plenty of time getting through security. It might also save your sanity to know the likelihood of delays at your airport of choice, stock up on flight tracker apps and make backup plans in case you get stuck. Happy travels!

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Yes, Driving Really Is The Worst Commute

There's no way around it: Your commute is a nightmare. Whether you're packed like a sardine in a subway car or stuck in heinous traffic on the highway, there's little doubt you've complained about the way you get to the office.

Full-time American employees spend an average of 26 minutes commuting to work every day, according to an American Community Survey, and more than three-quarters of workers drive alone as their main means of commuting. Despite the definite upside of personal space, car commuters have it the worst -- at least when it comes to their health.






According to research presented at the American Heart Association's Scientific Sessions 2015, people who take the bus or train to work tend to have a reduced risk of high blood pressure, diabetes and obesity when compared to those who drive.

A Japanese study compared bus and train commuters, walkers and bikers, and those who drive, adjusting for factors like age, gender and smoking status. Compared to drivers, public transportation users were 44 percent less likely to be overweight, 27 percent less likely to have high blood pressure and 34 percent less likely to have diabetes. Researchers looked at annual health examination data from 5,908 adult study participants with an average age between 49 and 54 years old. The participants revealed information about their physical activity and the methods by which they get to work. Most of the drivers were men, while more women than men used public transportation or walked or biked to get to work. 

The study found that bus or train commuters also had lower rates of diabetes, high blood pressure and obesity than the walkers or bikers. Researchers said this could be because train or bus commuters may have to walk even further than those who regularly walk or bike. 

"If it takes longer than 20 minutes one-way to commute by walking or cycling, many people seem to take public transportation or a car in urban areas of Japan,” lead study author Dr. Hisako Tsuji, director of Osaka's Moriguchi City Health Examination Center, said in a statement.

"People should consider taking public transportation instead of a car, as a part of daily, regular exercise," Tsuji continued. "It may be useful for healthcare providers to ask patients about how they commute."

It's important to note that all of the participants in this study were Japanese -- a group that is less likely to be overweight than Americans. 

"Physical activity may be more effective at reducing diabetes among this population than it is among a Western population," said Tsuji.

Another caveat is that the findings of taking public transportation and having good health were merely correlations; the researchers aren't able to figure out whether taking public transportation improved participants’ health, or whether public-transportation users already were healthier than the other participants. 

Still, the findings are consistent with those of  a previous study published in the British Medical Journal in 2014. It found that people who drive to work are more overweight and less healthy compared to those who get to work by any other means. On average, women who commuted to work in any way other than a private car weighed about five pounds less than women who drove. Men weighed almost seven pounds less than those who drove to work. 

Previous research has also found that a long commute is associated with high stress levels, weight gain, back and neck pain, diminished mental health and shorter average  lifespan among female commuters

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If Travel Experts Could Visit Anywhere, This Is Where They'd Go




If you want to go somewhere truly unique, follow the pros. 

Harper's Bazaar asked the travel field's top experts -- hoteliers, senior editors and TV show hosts -- where they'd go if they had one shot at a trip... and their answers are anything but typical. Some of our favorites:

"SOUTH AFRICA." -Jeff Klein, hotelier and restauranteur at the Sunset Tower Hotel


"BHUTAN." -Jasmine Robinson, senior specialist at Mr & Mrs Smith


"SIWA OASIS, EGYPT." -Francesca Bonato, owner of Coqui Coqui Tulum


If you wanna get away on your own, the time has almost never been riper. Air travel prices are cheaper than this time last year, and Black Friday travel deals are just around the corner.

So book smart, and enjoy your adventure!

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